H*nest Meditation

Developer has chosen a foreground text color -white and background color - pale blue - that makes the options, including length, almost totally illegible.

Funny meditation that works and puts a smile on your face. It’s actually very relaxing and it would be nice if the developer would make a similar one without the profanity, lol, because the vibe is so good!

I use this app any time I have a bad day cuz it’s exactly what I need. Sometimes you can’t just walk through a garden in a meditation and you need more

These meditations are the best. You are saying what we are actually thinking. Saying what we wish we could say. Saying what is in our minds. Release the negativity.

I love this app! When life gets you down this will make you laugh out loud. It’s Honest! 💕

I found this developer’s YouTube video and have enjoyed it so much that I jumped at the chance to purchase this version. I love how there are different time options for your break from chaos. Worth the money.

I believe that nothing matters unless I make it matter. These meditations made me realize that I’m the problem. I have been holding my breath way too long. Need to breathe that crap out.

OK, I am a former sailor, Vietnam vet, fluent in obscenity in several languages, and Richard Pryor fan and I love this app. (Full discosure, I also volunteer in our hospital's spritual care office do I consider myself....well rounded?) If 10% happier (which I also love) is the 'religion neutral" guide to meditation, this is, indeed, the Armed Forces / Heathen version. And it works for me on many days.

This app has been the best investment I’ve ever made in an app purchase. Whenever I’m stressed out by other people, this is a perfect salve. It is real and effective guided meditation. It also helps me smile and laugh when I need it most. The humor is intentional and very effective. It provides a therapeutic release of negativity and helps me relax without all the woo woo, new-age garbage. If you want to enjoy life, this app is worth every penny.

I want to give this app five stars, because I think it’s wonderful. But what I would really truly happily enjoy having is points on my mindfulness in the Health app after having used it. Meditation is meditation is meditation, so even if I’m chuckling, it’s still mindfulness. So it should still count.

2, 5, 10, 15 minutes of peace is worth any amount of money.